Are you over your ex? So, your relationship is more over than Brad and Jen's and you're young, free and single. Time to move on, isn't it? Take the quiz and find out - are you REALLY over your ex.
After you and your ex went your separate ways, how long were they on your mind? I felt down for a week or two. A couple of seconds, I think. Feels like constantly ever since.
Can you remember exactly how long ago you and your ex split up? I remember the month. Yes, it was exactly 2 months, 3 weeks, 2 days, 7 hours and.. Err...
You're cleaning out your cupboard when you stumble across an old photo of you and your ex totally loved up. What do you do? Put it in a frame and give it prize position on my bedside table. Err - that's my ex - I'll stick it in the bin with all the other rubbish. Keep it in my memory box - it's nice to keep hold of the odd reminder.
Tonight's the biggest party of the year and your best mate's just rung you and told you that your ex is going to be there. How do you react? Spend hours getting ready, make sure I look absolutely fabulous and enter with a BANG. Let them know what they're missing! Cry, stay at home and miss the event of the year. It'll be too hard to see them. Oh well, it was going to happen at some point.
Your ex sends you a text saying "Hope you're okay?". How do you feel? Eurgh - why are they filling my message box with their spam texts - can't stand them! Your heart skips a beat, your stomach starts churning and a million memories come flooding back. Okay. I'll send a reply later in the day, I've been thinking about them a bit too.
Your mates have persuaded you to a night out and a lush guy/gal has just asked for your number. What do you say? No. What if my ex finds out - they might think badly of me. Yes - gimme, gimme, they're hot! Maybe - you take their number to give yourself time to think about it.
You bump into your ex's sister whilst out and about. Do you speak to her? Yes, say hello for old time's sake and to get the latest goss on my ex. No, never liked her anyway - so I don't need to deal with her now. A quick hello and goodbye.
Rumour is your ex has met someone new? How do you feel? I'm a bit upset but I'll be alright. Oh dear God. They've met someone *sob* and I'll never be happy *sob, sob* Fine - good to see they're moving on.
After your break-up you spent a few weeks talking 24-7 about what went wrong (AKA the post mortem). But time's moved on, what about you? These days I hardly ever talk about my ex. I mention them sometimes but I know my friends get annoyed at my non-stop analysing. I still talk about them lots and get quite emotional.
It's your first date with someone new since the split. Just how much are you comparing them to your ex? I'm not comparing at all, everyone's different. Oh dear. They're nowhere near as good for me as my ex. Well they have nicer hair/teeth/eyes than my ex but....
Does it hurt to think about your ex? I don't know because I don't ever seem to. Yes, I think about what went wrong and have a sinking feeling inside. A little bit, but I try not to dwell.
Do you ever wonder if your ex misses you? Sometimes. All the time. Never, who cares?
Ever tried to break into your ex's email account to see what they're up to? Yes, I'm an expert hacker. I knew their password and had a quick look. Never, that's just wrong!
You and your friends have a day at the beach planned when your ex calls you up and asks you to "talk". What do you do? Tell them that you're busy. Drop everything and come running - what if they want to get back together? Tell them that you'll meet but it will have to be later.
Do you ever find yourself making excuses to get in touch? I never want to get in touch. Yes, any excuse just to speak to them and hear their voice one more time. I speak to them if I genuinely have something important to say.
You've just received really good news and you pick up your phone ready to tell someone: You consider calling your ex and then realise it's a mistake. You call your bessie mate. You automatically try and call your ex and only realise what you're doing as the phone starts ringing.
You're in town when you see your ex heading towards you hand-in-hand with your school's hottest babe/bloke. Dive into the nearest shop - avoid them at all costs. Collapse into a heap, tears, shopping bags and all. Random shoppers have to come to your aid. Take a quick peek at your reflection in a nearby shop window, say hello and walk on by.
Ever read through old text or emails that your ex sent you? Yes, I think about all the hope that I felt at the start of the relationship. No, I've deleted them all. Pointless wasting space in my inbox. Now and then.
It's you and your ex's would-have been anniversary - how do you spend the day? With my single mates, they've promised to cheer me up. Moping about, reflecting and generally feeling down. I don't realise 'til the end of the day.
Ever find yourself walking past places where you used to hang out - hoping that they will be there too? I go to places where we used to hang out, but not to see them.. Yes, I walk past their work, their classes, their house, their local shop secretly hoping I might catch a glimpse at some point. I used to but not so much anymore.