You and your friend have had an argument and you haven't spoken to each other in a few days when you see them crying in the playground, do you: Go straight over to see if s/he's ok, who cares about the argument it was silly anyway and nothing is so important that you should ignore a friend when they really are upset. Walk the other way - you're not friends therefore it's no longer your business, anyway it's reassuring to know that they are more sad then you are! Wave at them to try and get them to come over - then the ball's in their court and it is their decision.
Your friend has just had a massive argument with his/her dad and they ring you up saying they need to talk, do you say: "I'm a bit busy now, but why don't you come over in the morning?" - At least by then s/he'll have calmed down. "Sure, come over now and stay over if you'd like"- prepare yourself for a LONG evening! Yeah, I know it's awful arguing with your parents, isn't it? Last week my dad started yelling at me and he was like 'why don't you work'..' Blah, blah, blah!
Your friend's parents have just got divorced and your friend has had to move into a much smaller house, which s/he is really embarrassed about. To make him/her feel better do you: Look in pity and disgust, swearing to yourself that you'll never go back again - I mean God, how can people live like that? Just walk around and keep quiet. (Especially about the fact that the toilet's leaking through the ceiling!) Keep positive and point out the good things - hey, a house is just a house and we're all lucky not to be living on the street.
Your friend is struggling with Maths at school and s/he is really upset because they just found out they received an E in their last exam, do you: Offer to lend them your notes, you've done well this term so that should help. Laugh in their face - who can't add up?! Offer to help them go through/revise each topic - you have to start from the beginning to reach the end!
Your friend tells you a deep, dark, saucy secret and makes you promise (cross your heart and hope to die) that you won't say a word, do you: Tell everyone! You can't help yourself; the gossip is just too big! Keep your promise - well a promise is a promise. Just tell one person, (you can't resist) but you make them swear total secrecy.
Your friend convinces you to help her cheat on her homework, but when the teacher accuses just you for cheating, do you: Apologise and admit, stating that you, and you alone, committed the crime! Say "it wasn't just me", but don't fully name the culprit. Deny, deny, deny! If I'm going down I'm taking you (pointing and waving frantically at your friend) down with me!
There's been a death in your friend's family and though s/he says they are fine you know that they're not, do you: Go over and see them with a box of tissues, a listening ear and to just be there, whether they talk about it or not. Have too much to do to worry about their family affairs, they'll just have to get through it on their own! Give them some distance, but let them know that you're only a phone call/text message away.
Your friend tells you that they think they might be gay, you: Tell them you don't care what their sexuality is, that they will always be your friend whatever decisions they make in their own life. Smile nervously, drown in your own sweat and flinch if they try and touch you. Feel a bit weird, but you know you'll be ok once you're used to it!
You hear a group of people you know from school slagging off your friend, do you: Keep quiet - at least you know you're not as bad as they are. Join in, everyone does it and it's cool to be popular and go with the crowd! Tell them that's your friend they are talking about and that slagging people off is so two-faced and so cowardly, how sad are they?
Your friend brings home his/her partner who they are crazy about, but whilst spending the week with them it's you they try it on with, do you: Bribe them - make it clear you will tell everyone unless they make it worth your while. Tell them you're not interested and that you're going to tell your friend unless they leave you alone and never bring it up again. Be honest and tell them to get lost and let your friend know straight away - you would never let your friend date such a loser!
It's your last day with your best friend before s/he moves away, do you: Go down and say your final goodbye, but don't forget to take someone else with you. (You're the kind of person who is never seen alone, not even for a minute!) Give them your addy and number in a well thought out leaving card and promise to keep in touch. Get to their house early with a scrap book you've made, a letter for the journey and an I.O.U off your parents promising to take you to visit soon.
You love performing more than anything and everyone, but you've just found out it's your best friend who has got the lead in the school play, do you: Smile through your tears! You wish it would have been you, but it wasn't and you feel really jealous - at least you're trying to hide it from them. You do feel sad, but at least you didn't lose the role to a total stranger - you give them a big hug and offer them all your help and support. Plot their death - friend or no friend, if you can't have the role you were born to play then nobody will! Ha ha ha ha (evil laugh!)
Your friend has been feeling bored, lonely, tired... (the list goes on), recently so: You decide to give them a ring, cheer them up and invite them over. Knowing how they've been feeling, you turn up unannounced with a bag of sweets and a couple of cinema tickets. You turn off your phone.. they might ring you for support and they always talk for ages!
Your friend just brought some cheap tacky earrings from Mark One that make her look like Pat Butcher, do you: Laugh out loud! (And torment her with the nickname 'Pat' for the rest of her life!) Tell her you think that she shouldn't wear them out tonight.. ah, white lies! Be honest - "I think that you can make anything look good, except..."
You've had a big Friday night out with your friends planned for months, when you realise your that new series of Big Brother's starting and you're going to miss it. Do you: Cancel all plans and stay in glued to the TV. Get in the ice-cream and choccies and invite everyone to your house for a BB party. Go out as normal! A night out with friends is better than vegetating on the couch in front of the box. Plus, that's what video recorders are for.