When you walk past mirrors (that includes shop windows) do you find yourself: Getting as close as you can and automatically checking your hair, how your bum looks, reapplying make-up blah, blah, blah. Rushing straight past, trying desperately to not catch a glimpse. Having a quick look, you didn't spend half an hour getting ready for nothing! Walking straight past, hey, ignorance is bliss. Bursting into tears, again.
When talking to the one that makes your heart flutter, do you: Take a deep breath in, push out your chest, pout your lips & try to radiate 'I am Gorgeous!!!' Feel so embarrassed you're convinced you're going to erupt in flames any second! Talk about spontaneous combustion! Feel your heart stop beating, but at least you can convey outward confidence. Run, just run away! Think s/he should consider themselves extremely lucky that you're even approaching them.
Looking at your wardrobe, do you see a series of: T-Shirts, casual, airy & most importantly comfortable V-Neck Tops, one in EVERY colour Short & Sassy Strappy Tops, summer all year round! Polo Neck Jumpers, if I pull the neck hard enough it will almost get over my head Dresses/ Suits, only the smartest attire will do!
When someone compliments you on your appearance, do you: Shy away & blush, but beneath the heat of the red cheeks is a slightly rosy feeling. Wiggling your eyebrows, just like you to make a joke out of a real conversation. Think I am total Sex God/dess & I deserved to be showered with compliments! Thank the person &just feel pleased that someone expressed his/ her affirmation. Think 'They're lying! They're lying!' & explain exactly why they are wrong.
When sat in a job interview, would you... Smile pleasantly, hands in lap, conveying cool and calmness. Keep your mouth clenched, arms folded and legs crossed. Avoid eye contact and spend most of the time picking your fingernails. Go very red, convincing yourself everything you say is wrong! Talk assertively & confidently, loving the attention!
When you look at your friendship groups, do you feel: Completely jealous & unworthy- you feel dubbed the 'ugly one' Who cares, they're just your friends, what does it matter how they look? Well, I am the prettiest of all my friends! Obsessed with writing lists, comparing beauty order. I only have ugly friends to make myself look better!
When you go to the fridge, do you find yourself having to: Eat the entire contents- sometimes you can't stop! Slam it closed again, a moment on the lips Select a healthy snack and step away from the fridge! Eat a mixture of things, you'll work it off. Eat what you want- you're life isn't going to be controlled by calories!
When you're on your own, walking down town to meet your mates, do you: Walk confidently in your best shoes, waving at passers by, strut your stuff! Like I would walk to town on my own! Just get there as quickly as possible & ring your mates to meet you outside. Find yourself looking at every single person and comparing if they are better looking than you. Spend the whole time with your eyes on the floor, hoping no-one notices you!
When you become a professional, would you like to work in.. Education, you want to help inspire/ educate the younger generations. Business/ Law, you're in it for the big bucks. Care Facilities, you just want to help those less fortunate. Manual Work, you like to work with your hands. Media Industry, you want to be a star!
When you're at a club, do you chat up that person you've got your eye on by: Looking at him/ her, then the floor, looking back up and shining with your cutest smile. Nothing, if him/ her had noticed they would have come over.. Hands on approach, taking off his/ her top and writing your no. across his/her bare skin Being straight with him/ her, asking their name and offering him/ her a drink. What do you mean chat someone up?