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#31452 - 01/17/08 02:44 AM
Hero worship
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Will
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Here right, stop it. Don't fucking look up to people you don't know, don't give anyone who's not worthy your awe. You always get let down by it if you don't bloody know them.
Idiots who pander to celebrities and idolise them, you get right on my tits, (I'm a hypocrite, I am a known Bill Hicks zealot, which is kind of what has brought this on, he let me down  ) don't let them dictate what you do and how you act. Make your own decisions you brain dead zombies.
And another thing, this whole fashion bullshit, what's going to be in season and all that malarky, JUST WEAR WHAT IS COMFORTABLE. JESUS. If you feel good in lederhosen and a fedora wear it. Damn man. Then there's the whole people caring more about what they understand than what they don't. Don't you realise the only way to open your mind is to push at what you don't get, try to understand it, try to gain an insight. Don't stand fucking still, stop being mediocre and actually drive forwards. You don't want to end up dead at 32 as an empty husk of a man with a whole mystique surrounding you. Or do you? At least he constantly stived for knowledge, constantly pushed the boundaries and never sold himself short or out to make a quick buck.
Dammit what was my point? Oh yeah, don't worship celebrities, listen to me. I'm more learned and I certainly know a hell of a lot more than any of them or you.
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#31460 - 01/17/08 02:51 AM
Re: Hero worship
[Re: Will]
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xXx Naomi xXx
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Dammit what was my point? Oh yeah, don't worship celebrities, listen to me. I'm more learned and I certainly know a hell of a lot more than any of them or you.
ROFL!
You arnt vain at all William are you?
And no I worship Russell Brand. Leave me be. You should worship him too Will..
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#31464 - 01/17/08 03:00 AM
Re: Hero worship
[Re: xXx Naomi xXx]
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Will
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He's a fucking nancy boy pompous [censored]. I think he should have a go at being a pop singer, because after seeing him in numerous television shows he certainly isn't an actor or comedian. To be fair his persona does have potential. I was thinking of taking it to America to market it there. I was going to throw them a curveball though, I was actually going to add jokes into his act. I know it's somewhat different to what he usually does, but I think it could work.
But seriously he should kill himself. He's useless. (SEE EVEN AFTER I REALISE THINGS HE STILL INFLUENCES ME.) I don't see the big fuss about how he looks either, he's a fucking mess. I'm aware it's a co-ordinated mess but still a mess. He talks shit, isn't funny, isn't witty. He's a skag head and he's not funny and he does not deserve to be famous. And he shagged Kate Moss, but to be fair, who hasn't? All you need to do is get in line and she'll get round to you.
Russel Brand is a twat and the least worthy of any hero worship. If you want a comedian to idolise try Bill Hicks or George Carlin or Lenny Bruce. They were funny and had a message (apart from Carlin who is still alive so is still funny and has a message). Russel Brand can't even get half of that.
Top four comedians ever
1. Bill Hicks
2. Lenny Bruce
3. George Carlin
4. Me
Therefore I am the second best living comedian. Honourable mentions go to Sam Kinison and me again for being awesome.
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#31470 - 01/17/08 03:05 AM
Re: Hero worship
[Re: Will]
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xXx Naomi xXx
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Oh.. I definatly wouldn't say he is one of the best comedians.
He is just hot. And smart. And IM ALLOWED A CELB CRUSH OK? aha.
Nahh.
Best comedians ever are.
1: Tommy Tiernan.
2: Billy Connelly.
3: Dylan Moran.
4: Dara O'Brian.
And the worst comedian ever is Lee Evans.. I hope he gets aids.
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#31474 - 01/17/08 03:09 AM
Re: Hero worship
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xXx Naomi xXx
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No way.
He's Scottish. Pfft.
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#31478 - 01/17/08 03:13 AM
Re: Hero worship
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xXx Naomi xXx
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Oh em ge.
Lies, blates lies. Don't get me wrong. Billy Connelly is a brilliant comedian. But Mister Tiernan is in a league of his own.
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#31479 - 01/17/08 03:13 AM
Re: Hero worship
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Will
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None of those have anything on Hicks, Bruce or Carlin. And he is not fucking smart, he's a mongoloid. I've spaffed more intelligence into socks. He's dropped lucky because women are stupid and fancy him even though HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN WITH A BEARD. You bunch of dykes.
Nothing will ever touch Hicks' greatness. Lenny Bruce the man who did all the groundwork for Hicks to be who he was. Without Lenny Bruce, Bill would never have been able to do his act anywhere except in his own room alone. Same with George Carlin, while not as polished, insightful or funny as Hicks without them Bill never would have been able to be who he was.
Seven words you can't say on television
Bill said them all, thanks to George.
Cocksucker
[censored]
Fuck
Motherfucker
Piss
Shit
Tits
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, [censored], CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, [censored], CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and [censored], which go
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
Piss and [censored] are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.
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#31482 - 01/17/08 03:18 AM
Re: Hero worship
[Re: Will]
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xXx Naomi xXx
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Ahahaha ^^ love it.
WILL. STFU THOUGH! Russell Brand = perfection. Don't insult him in my presence.
And <.< is it wrong that I have never heard of any of those comedians you mentioned?
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