Is Calvin Harris going to start selling sex toys, Justin Bieber lives, and other crap stories
0 comments | Published by Laura Brooks |
Welcome to Monday, teentoday.co.uk. We’ll kick it off with a quick recap of what everyone’s been up to over the weekend, shall we?
- Robyn seems to have confused Skype with the Tardis.
- Lily Allen’s boyfriend has been living under a rock.
- Justin Bieber is not dead. We don’t know if there was a rumour circulating that he was dead (if there was, we didn’t hear it) or whether Justin just was celebrating being alive, but either way. Woo!
- Is Calvin Harris going to start selling branded sex toys at his merch stands?
- Good grief, Courtney Love is probably the most annoying person on Twitter.
- All of the big names in showbusiness were hanging out down the road from me on Saturday. And by big names, I mean Pixie Lott and Jade Goody’s ex-husband. Bloody hell.
- And finally. This reunion is definitely for the lulz, and not motivated by money WHATSOEVER.
Are we being sceptical about the Take That reunion or not?